My name is Ben and this is my humble blog. Well, no, that's a lie. And really, I shouldn't start my new blog with a lie. It sets a poor precedent.
My name is Ben and this is my unabashedly precocious, arrogant, self-righteous, and otherwise snobby blog. This is where I am going to start dropping my thoughts for all internet denizens to see, similar to how a loose dog may drop plops for all urban dwellers to smell. In short, I am stinking up your intertubes.
That may well be all you need to know. If not, read on.
